Osho and the word ‘Fuck’

The following is an exchange between Osho and one of his followers regarding the word ‘Fuck’… 

Q:
Beloved Master,
I feel shocked when you use the word ‘Fuck’. What to do?

Osho :
Sargamo, it is one of the most beautiful words. The English language should be proud of it. I don’t think any other language has such a beautiful word.

One Tom from California has done some great research on it. I think he must be the famous Tom of Tom, Dick and Harry fame.

He says – One of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word ‘fuck’. It is one magical word. Just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
In language it falls into many grammatical categories.
It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John), and as a noun (Mary is a fine fuck).
It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful).
As you can see there are not many words with the versatility of ‘fuck’.

Besides the sexual meaning, there are also the following uses:
Fraud: I got fucked at the used car lot.
Ignorance: Fucked if I know.
Trouble: I guess I am fucked now!
Aggression: Fuck you!
Displeasure: What the fuck is going on here?
Difficulty: I can’t understand this fucking job.
Incompetence: He is a fuck-off.
Suspicion: What the fuck are you doing?
Enjoyment: I had a fucking good time.
Request: Get the fuck out of here!
Hostility: I am going to knock your fucking head off!
Greeting: How the fuck are you?
Apathy: Who gives a fuck?
Innovation: Get a bigger fucking hammer.
Surprise: Fuck! You scared the shit out of me!
Anxiety: Today is really fucked. And it is very healthy too.

6 Responses to “Osho and the word ‘Fuck’”

  1. Now..thas fuckin interestin…..:)

  2. Funny stuff!

    The “F” word is like the Joker in the stack of cards. If you don’t know the word, replace it with fcuk and suddenly you sound cool!

  3. Hey, yea this is fucking funny. and dont know why people look at you like you are weird, well fuck’em all.

  4. Atul Dikshit Says:

    This is Fucking hilarious..
    for sure its fucking cool to hear it from Osho…

  5. I’ve once heared dis fuckn sound clip…it was fuckn awsome, coz it was frm d mouth of gr8 grand master Osho… nd I found d same here, its fuckn gr8

  6. Pradeep Bhinde Says:

    Beloved osho has made the word divine with his touch…just as he wanted this act between two lovers to be !…when heard on audio, his unique style leaves one with peels of laughter.

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